An expectation low on expectations

Things that appealed to me today. And yesterday. And the day before.

"Who is this?" "The good-looking guy in the sunglasses at your ten o’clock."

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is our new Captain America.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

(Source: sambuckys, via mypatronusiscat)

Damn, I miss fanny packs being socially acceptable.

Own it, Rock.

(Source: fallontonight)

fallontonight:

Here you go, pal!

- Rachael

I was going to watch all this hot sax action on the bus, but it would be indecent.

Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

fallontonight:

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This made me laugh so hard.

This made me laugh so hard.

sometimes it’s really hard not to hate this country.

I love Eli Bradley. And if I could be any Marvel character, he’s the one I should want to be.

(Source: thegaywardens, via fuckyeahcaptainamerica)

wayobsessed:

kijikun:

whedonesque:

Glow in the dark Hydra t-shirt and tank top at Her Universe (X)

bless them for using different body types.

capnmalcolm, we need this. Well more like you need this since you told me you’re hydra.

I need this.

pancakesaresosexy:

beccarez:

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

ramdomfandom:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.





And that sound is my heart shattering into a million pieces. 

Harry would have grown up being a lot more like James.
Oh my god I just broke my own heart.

oh gods he wouldand then one day Sirius would slip up and call him James…..

GO TO YOUR ROOM ALL OF YOU


Let’s not forget, he’d have the most bitchin’ aunt in Tonks.

pancakesaresosexy:

beccarez:

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

ramdomfandom:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

And that sound is my heart shattering into a million pieces. 

Harry would have grown up being a lot more like James.


Oh my god I just broke my own heart.

oh gods he would

and then one day Sirius would slip up and call him James…..

GO TO YOUR ROOM ALL OF YOU

Let’s not forget, he’d have the most bitchin’ aunt in Tonks.

(via mypatronusiscat)